A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."
"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-six."
I also heard of the man in Kaer's story. there must be something unordinary about him
Imperial Chinese records indicate that Li Ching-Yuen might have been born in either 1677 or 1736 and we know that he passed on in 1933. That would have made him either 256 years old or 197 years old at his time of death. He claims to have been married 24 times and to have had more than 200 children. He ate all herbs and berries, though he also drank some rice wine. His philosophy was to, "Keep a quiet heart; sit like a tortoise; walk sprightly like a pigeon; and sleep like a dog". To that, I would add, "...and die like a celestial".
At least he is happy, haha!